When a magical blizzard dumps three feet of snow on his wizarding school in July, Tark knows two things for certain: his dark magic past is back to bite him in the behind, and he's definitely not dressed for the weather.

Armed with nothing but a half-burnt spellbook, a thermos of questionably-enhanced hot chocolate, and his infamous talent for making bad situations exponentially worse, our favorite stoner wizard must trek into the Cold North to stop a magical snowstorm from destroying his beloved Academy.

Oh, and in a few days' time there's supposed to be a make-or-break event at the Academy. Tark's only been working on that all year. And it could prove whether or not his tenure as Headmaster has been a success or a failure. No big deal.

The third installment in the beloved Tark series cranks up the chaos, piles on the snow, and proves that sometimes the best defense against dark magic is sheer, bumbling incompetence.